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Mick Jagger Assures Concerned Fans He’s Still Super Horny at 83

5+ day, 23+ hour ago   (96+ words) LONDON — The Rolling Stones’ venerable frontman insisted he’s as horny as ever during a press stop for their new album, according to nauseated reporters. At least one fan who spent some time with Jagger recently was left disappointed. Anti-aging influencer…...

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Absolutely Humiliating: This Death Metal Musician Just Got Raptured

6+ day, 22+ hour ago   (474+ words) We all have moments in our lives that we wish we could take back. Whether it was an awkward social interaction or a spilled coffee in the middle of a crowded Starbucks, everybody has, at one point or another, been…...

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Metallica Releases ‘The Unforgiven V’ After Losing Count

2+ week, 23+ hour ago   (85+ words) LOS ANGELES — Heavy metal band Metallica released the new single “The Unforgiven V” after apparently losing count, sources report. Fan Jada Parker was disgruntled by the new song. Music expert Kendra Simmern reflected on the plight of older metal musicians....

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I Said I Got a Pocketful of SUNSHINE, Motherfucker! — Guest Post by Natasha Bedingfield

2+ week, 6+ day ago   (230+ words) Yeah. That’s right. You don’t have shit. What do you have in your pocket? Nothing! It’s because you’re broke as fuck. “Take me away, to a higher place”…yeah…like the Billboard Top 100. Heard of it? Any of your dumb,…...